The Holy Scriptures

This is an unfinished tale. It shall be written over time, over the course of the Mold's growth, and history.

Chapter the First (And only chapter)
In the beginning, there was none. A mere void. Centuries, or perhaps no time at all, went by, within the blink of an eye.

And then, a spark.

From this spark - this nanosecond long flash of bright white - emerged Him.

A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese. With Him, He brought his divine followers. The messenger, Bepis. The foreseer of many futures, Mold. The creator, OAR. The destroyer, 2012 memes. Charles, or to his followers, Chuck E, was the universal eye. Watching over his creation, letting his followers do as they please, unless they did not heed to his 6 Universal Commandments, and listen carefully to the 1 Great Universal Commandment. They were, as follows:


 * 1) The messages of Bepis are always told within truth and lie, somewhere between fact and fiction, and only the wisest prophet will find the meaning. Those who are not the Wise Prophet who speak as if they understand, are heretics, and it is commanded they must be killed.
 * 2) Mold foresees the future of all, though he will only tell it to the Teller of Fortunes, who will only be able to communicate it right 30% of the time. Those who do not trust his words will be slaughtered.
 * 3) Pizza is to be treated with the utmost respect. If one claims it tastes like cardboard, or anything similar, he is a heretic and must be murdered.
 * 4) Matricide is only allowed if you are the one named Isaac.
 * 5) The Great Churches, claimed to be pizza selling establishments, will only be visible in their truest form to the Collector of the Dankest Memes. Those who claim to be the Collector, though do not tell the truth, are stinky poopheads and must be game ended.

6. Keanu Chungus wholesome Reddit moment. Wait, why are you writing this one down? Put down the feather and ink, fool! (This commandment's meaning is unknown to the unenlightened, and shall not be explained.)

And the Great Universal Commandment is:


 * 1) Eat thy pizza.

Charles created an Earth, on which he placed his Great Churches, and he took the role of a jester to interact with the common man. He served pizza to see the smiling, happy faces of children and parents alike, and sang tales of his journeys.

One day, something changed...

Chapter the First
One time there was this thot named Miu and she was a stinky poophead

but then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwKy3KHtE3s&ab_channel=cloudsluv

and then Nagito killed her but she camE BACK!!!!11!1!

and then he killed her again the end

Chapter the Second
BUT THEN SHE CAME BACK AGAIn!!!1!!

Therer was this guy...anamed Kokichi...and he said

"Vibe Check"

and she said

"Oh no! I'm dead agian!!!!"

and then she died forever..........but she will return in a century, as foretold by the Teller of Fortunes Yasuhiro Funny Weed Man, who is always right and never wrong definitely not......😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

What the f u c k am I saying